On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 Keith Butcher wrote:

off. What made it worse was the guy driving the cows gave me a false name
and address.

You should have asked the police to arrange a cow identity parade. Or
given a description to their sketch artist. "That's very close, officer.
Except I think the eyes were beadier. And maybe a bit longer in the
udder."

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Kev
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