And then there was the local gal that landed out at Schurz, NV. A pick-up
roared up and offered her a ride to town. As she was about to get in, she
noticed the two indians were butt naked and declined the offer.

And then there was this guy that landed out in one of the nats at Uvalde, TX.
He tried to talk to a bunch of farm workers, but they all ran away, because
airplanes that landed there usually had something to do with drugs. The tow
plane arrived too late for a safe flight back, so he tied the glider down and
left in the tow plane.

Next morning he was met by no less than 30 Texas Rangers with weapons drawn.
"Don't know 'bout that accent, son? Where you come from? Where's the drugs?
JJ Sinclair