JJ,
Sounds like you've been going to group therapy with Lennie.

:-)
Chris

(JJ Sinclair) wrote in message ...
Recently Zero Sinco went searching the streets of LA for a virgin to sacrifice
in his vernal equinox ceremony. after 2 weeks, John abandoned his search,
saying, "there is no virgins left in LA".

The mystery of the missing virgins has been solved. Today, an unwilling youth
with a device secured to his body, gave up without detonating his bomb. He was
carrying a voucher for 72 virgins to be used at his discretion, in heven.

The World-Wide shortage of virgins has had a detrimental affect on Jihad
recruitment and undisclosed sources indicated that if a reliable source of
virgins isn't found, soon, a *recurring virgin* status may be in the offing. It
is anticipated that each virgin may be asked to provide services to several
teen age cruse missiles.

Logged 3.2 hrs in the Genesis, last week. Got out-climbed by a para-glider. So,
there, this IS about soaring.
JJ Sinclair