Beating up on lawyers is like blaming the mirror for what you see in
it. Good lawyers simply add value to our baser instincts... like
blaming everyone but ourselves. Bad lawyers, on the other hand,
encourage those instincts without adding much value.

As for why we don't see many of them at the gliderport... most
successful lawyers I know work very long, not alway predictable hours.
A sport that's 75% "waiting" isn't likely to attract that sort of
personality.