"Welcome to the Promised Land."
-- sign over the door of the cardiologist internship program manager's
office at every teaching hospital in Wisconsin

"John Harlow" wrote in message
...
"We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich,
creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We
call it the Good Morning Burger."

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