("Jay Honeck" wrote)
It seems there's something about "putting Des Cartes before the horse."

DING DING DING!

You win! You win the Newsgroup Award for presenting the absolute WORST
joke anyone has EVER seen on Usenet -- truly an amazing honor!

Augh, that was terrible...


Here's one for you Simon.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"


Yo Montblack, you really brought it tonight. Dat's Da bomb.