"Jay Honeck" wrote:
(Although every now and then we'll see an obvious "trophy wife" at the
showers in OSH... You know -- the ones with a portable beauty salon
spread out on the little wooden shelf, 2-inch nails, and delicate
little high-heeled sandals.

Every year we go, our group selects an Oshkosh Grand Champion Trophy
Wife. Candidates are judged on:

Overall knockout factor.

Size of engagement diamond.

Size of breast augmentation.

Estimated annual maintenance cost.

Extra points are awarded if the candidate is actually carrying a copy of
her pre-nuptial agreement.
--
Dan
C172RG at BFM