uhhh, my dad always referred to it as, "the *^&%$@# water heater is
out again. Get down there and light it."

We were dirt poor farmers and my grandfather, who didn't bath much,
kept going down and turning off the propane to save money... I knew
that and kept a sharp eye on him... Whenever he did that I got my bath
while the water was still warm... Dad never did catch on...

denny