Sounds like "amateur night" entertainment during the RAP Pre-AirVenture
Pool Party at the AlexisPark Inn...

Jim Burns wrote:
Ok, in my best Henry Fonda voice....
"Well folks... we all saw it coming.... but I do believe that it's finally
happened....never doubted that it ever would, just didn't think it would be
this quick... yep, Jay's finally lost it, but on the bright side he may just
have stumbled into a new career... unless it's just the fun loving and
severely beer deprived Gilligan type coming out in him!

Jim

Let me know when the Alexis Inn and Mystery Theatre opens!
Have you ever considered hosting a Mystery night? have a meal catered in,
get a local actors group to help out?



"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
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I can see it now: Murder in the Earheart Suite, Death by DC-3, The Pilot
in Room 203...it would be a series, and each one would feature amateur
sleuths with curiously familiar descriptions resembling regulars from
R.A.P.

Whoa -- now THERE is a concept!

We could have...

- Larry Dighera playing the Rev. Falwell-type ("No beer!")

- Montblack playing the Falstaff character ("Did someone say beer?")

- Steven McNicoll playing the caustic Jack Nicholson character ("Why do I
doubt that what *you* call 'beer' is truly only hops and grains?")

- Martin Hotze as the sinister Austrian ("Beer, eh? Your papers,

please!")

- Jack Allison as the earnest, Jimmy Stewart character ("Well, shoot,

Marty,

will drinking this beer help me find my new airplane?")

- Mike Rappaport as the Mr. Howell type ("Lovey! Bring me my beer, will
you?")

- Matt Barrow as the angry James Dean type ("Beer? *&$# you! I want
Scotch!")

- Jim Burns as the patient Henry Fonda type ("Now now, fellows. It's only
beer we're talking about here!")

- Jim Weir as the Marlon Brando/Apocalypse Now type ("Have you ever drank

an

ice cold beer from that indentation in a beautiful woman's lower back...?

I

have...but that's another topic..."

- Cub Driver as the wise Alec Guinness/Obi Wan Kenobi character ("No, I've
not done that. But did I tell about the time we built our own brewery

back

before the war? Didn't have a radio in it, neither...")

- George Patterson as the cynical yet somehow optimistic Morgan Freeman

type

("Well, beer *was* better back then. But it always seems that the more we
drink it, the better it gets...")

- Bob Fry as the analytical Captain Nemo type ("Pishaw. Beer is best when
served at precisely 34.6 degrees -- and you have failed to serve it

thusly.

Electrify the hull!")

Wow, this could go on and on!

Who can add more suggestions? :-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"
"StellaStarr" wrote in message
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George Patterson wrote:

Eduardo K. wrote:


You should REALLY get on to writing a regular column somewhere.


Given the source of inspiration for his best efforts, I would prefer

that

they be rare.

George Patterson
Whosoever bloweth not his own horn, the same shall remain unblown.


Mysteries. That's where the money is. Check any used booksale, or for

that

matter the racks of new books.

The Hotel Murders, by J.M. Honeck (M. because Mary will be helping as

well

as acting as his business manager, and give permission in the first

place)


We'll all be watching for the newest volume in the series!