Jay Honeck wrote:
Excuse me, but by "bird-brain" I'm sure you mean "customer"...


Actually, we don't have "customers" -- we have "guests"...

A subtle -- but important -- difference. Guests are expected to behave
themselves!

:-)

I think customers is a much better description of the people who stay at
your Inn. I know that I would be highly insulted if it were assumed I
would pay for my accomidations if I was a "Guest" of the owners. A
customer is certainly expected to behave as are any other person. You
may call them by any term you choose, but that does not change the
underlying relationship.

John