On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 10:09:49 +1200, "Cockpit Colin"
wrote:

Being from New Zealand, with our national bird being the Kiwi, New
Zealanders are of course known as "kiwis".

My favourite is ...

The kiwi eats, roots, shoots and leaves! (not sure which type they were
referring to though!)

Are you sure you used the proper spelling on all those adjectives...
er .. I mean nouns?

Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
(N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
www.rogerhalstead.com





"Montblack" wrote in message
...
("Cockpit Colin" wrote)

Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh


......old old old jokes.

Q What is the difference between the Rolling Stones, and a Scotsman?
A One says "Hey you, get off my cloud!" and the other says "Hey
Macleod,
get off my ewe!"


Two sheep ranchers are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine
fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

Rancher 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Rancher 2: What about the sheep?!?
Rancher 1: F*** the sheep!!!!
Rancher 2: (pause) Do you think we have time?


Q Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A Cuz sheep can hear zippers from a paddock away

Google sheep + jokes for all the bad sheep humor ewe can handle g.


Montblack