Morgans wrote:
"Roger" wrote

Now that sounds really, really dangerous.
I load up on deoderant, a shot of hair spray and holler, "Dear, I'm
going out to the shop for a couple of hours"... "BANG!"

Reminds me of the time my 10 year old son came up to me and whispered
"Dad...gotta warn you...Mom found the receipt to when you went to Hooters."