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Why is it that when I hold up my hands infront of me, I count ten
fingers? ...but when I stick them down my trousers, close my eyes, I
count eleven? ...and a couple of golfballs?

Bryan

I just love riddles. I think I know the answer to this. Somebody else is
wearing your pants!

Sorry, I know I haven't been around long enough for that , but I just had
to.