Gig 601XL Builder wrote:

When the boats are on the lake, do ALWAYS ignore Coast Guard regulations or
are they just drunk?

Neither one. They would probably ignore them, but they don't know what the regs
are. Being drunk helps, of course.

George Patterson
Why do men's hearts beat faster, knees get weak, throats become dry,
and they think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
Because she smells like a new truck.