Neil Gould wrote:

If what you think is true, then it is possible to determine the AOA when
the aircraft is parked. Do so, and I'll revise my thinking. The wonderful
thing about this level of mathematics is that it is not ambiguous. If any
usage results in a violation of the definition, then the usage is wrong,
period.

I don't give a flip whether you revise your thinking or not. Your loss.