Jonathan Goodish wrote:

I am thinking "where were the parents?"

Notice that he also stole his mother's van to drive to the airport. His parents
were probably sitting at home saying "I'm a'gonna kill that kid when I catch up
to him."

George Patterson
Why do men's hearts beat faster, knees get weak, throats become dry,
and they think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
Because she smells like a new truck.