Morgans wrote:

Not commenting on accuracy or anything, but you miss-read. It said leg
PINS.

In one section, but earlier it said "Haverstraw, NY - An empty small plane
crashed in the Hudson River off Bowline Point Park yesterday after the pilot
suffered leg *pains* and parachuted out."

George Patterson
Why do men's hearts beat faster, knees get weak, throats become dry,
and they think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
Because she smells like a new truck.