Bob Noel wrote:

or come a bit farther to the northeast (where the pro football team
beat both of the PA teams). :-)

Yeah, we only get hurricanes every four years or so and the winds rarely get
much above 100 mph.

George Patterson
Why do men's hearts beat faster, knees get weak, throats become dry,
and they think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
Because she smells like a new truck.