Larry Dighera wrote:

But I
recall hearing about the SS being equipped with shoulder launch
missiles.

There's more than that out there now.
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/002224.php

George Patterson
Why do men's hearts beat faster, knees get weak, throats become dry,
and they think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
Because she smells like a new truck.