At a military field a number of jets were in the pattern doing FMLPs ( I
think the acronym is correct but it isn't important. One of the pilots had
the annoying habit of blowing into his mike every time he keyed the
transmitter. After several trips around, the LSO had had enough....
"Dagger two-six," he called, "you've been blowing in my ear all
afternoon. If I meet you later at the O-Club, will you kiss me?"