Jose's Aircraft INC,....come on down and let our dopehead mechs rebuild the engine on your Cessna! Take a ride with the drunk CFI for the thrill of your life! Come fly with us as we smuggle terrorists into the country! But wait ...sorry we can't ...we don't have any work rules and no one has shown up

Jose's Aircraft School dot COM... you don't even have to come on down -
we'll train you where you are. Using the latest Microsoft Flight
Simulator 1997 we'll teach you how to fly a 747 without even leaving
your seat - AND with our exclusive ActiveNewsFeeds (flash and Kazza
required) we'll even give you loads of reasons why you'd want to.

Flight tests given by modem (56K or better connection required)! BYOB,
and we'll have one too!

Never mind the expense and risk of smuggling in terrorists - use the
ones right in your own home town!

But wait... sorry, we can't... there's an embargo on ideas.

Jose
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