T o d d P a t t i s t wrote:

I called my crew, and told them where I was. As I sat there
talking to the man, we heard the first siren. I thought
nothing of it. Then the second, and he said something like
"I wonder if there's a fire?" Doh! says my brain.
....

A German glider club created a form sheet to be placed in the abandoned
cockpit after an outlanding:
http://www.segelflug.de/vereine/hotz...senlandung.htm

It cannot really be translated, because it contains are a couple of
hidden insider jokes. Anyway, it roughly (and very freely) translates to
somethiing like this (and yes, it *is* a joke):


For your information

This isn't an airplane crash, it's a legal outlanding as described in
the FAR xxx.

The pilot is healthy as documented in his medical [in Germany glider
pilots need a medical] and he is on his way to inform the owner of the
field about the possible damage done to the plants.

So it is neither nessessairy to alarm the SAR nor to inform the
governor, the FAA or the FBI.

I'll be back soon!
The pilot

Formsheet No XXXXX
Issued and confirmed (stamp of the club)