wrote:

BTW, I've mentioned your signature line regarding the Internet to a lot
of people and you've gotten a lot of laughs.

I'll have to let my brother know. I stole it from him. As an old fisherman, my
version goes "Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to
fish and you get rid of him on weekends."

George Patterson
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.