White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

NEW ORLEANS-Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites
attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of
shopping districts have reported seeing African=ADAmericans "looting
snacks and beer from damaged businesses." "I was in the abandoned
Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato
chips, beef jerky, and Budweiser I'd managed to find," said white
survivor Lars Wrightson, who had carefully selected foodstuffs whose
salt and alcohol content provide protection against contamination.
"Then I look up, and I see a whole family of [African-Americans] going
straight for the booze. Hell, you could see they had already looted a
fortune in diapers." Radio stations still in operation are advising
store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms
in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against
marauding blacks looting gun shops.