A cop is out patrolling the local lover's lane. He sees the usual cars with
the usual steamed up windows, but there is one car with the lights on
inside.

He walks up to the car and sees a kid in the driver's seat reading, and a
girl in the passenger side reading.

He knocks on the window and the kid rolls the window down:

"Evenin', officer"
"Evenin, son, watcha doing?"
"I'm reading a book officer"
"What's the young lady doing?"
"I believe she's reading a book too, officer"
"How old are you, son?"
"Eighteen, officer"
"How old is the young lady?"
"Well, officer, in exactly thirteen minutes, she's going to be eighteen
too."


Jim



"Tom" wrote in message
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Yeah, me too. One Aeronca Champ, one 17 year old and a girl named Tammy.