"Gig 601XL Builder" wr.giacona@coxDOTnet wrote in message
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"Jimmy B." wrote in message
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Jay Honeck wrote:
4. Save yourself a bundle of money, and Mary and I will show you the
Midwest...

Gee, that will take 10 minutes! grin

Let see..

Walk out side. 15 Seconds

Say, "That's Corn." 2 Seconds

Jimmy I think you've scheduled in 9+ extra minutes.

And how would you get to Iowa, let alone Iowa City without seeing corn???

Walk around. 30 seconds

Say, "Them's beans" 2 seconds

Now you have just tripled your tour time in Iowa...