"Ken Kochanski (KK)" wrote in message
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Didn't you get invited to go skinny dippin' on one of your landouts?

KK


A story related by one of my hang gliding compadres a few years back....

Has a nice long downwind flight and has no worries since his trusty crew is
waiting for his phone call but its before the cell phone era so has to find
a phone after landing in a nice plowed field. Sees a farm house at the edge
of the field so heads there. After opening a nice white gate in the fence
he proceeds into the backyard of the house where he sees an 80 year old
woman buck naked in a lounge chair drooling on herself. OK now what would
you do? Dare to go and knock on the door or hightail it outta there? He
choose the latter.

KC