I hope this is a joke. Cats are not likely to try to hump your leg,
drool on you or your stuff, have terrible breath, fart like hell, or
crap indiscriminately. They beat the hell out of dogs. This is a very
touchy subject, as you might well imagine. 
Hmmm, the wife's cat sneezes on me all the time, has terrible breath,
trys to chew on me when attention is wanted and farts on a regular basis.
What clinches the cat versus dog debate for me is the sure knowledge that
when a cat is looking at you, it's only trying to figure out how to eat
you -- if only you weren't so danged big!
:-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"