Jay Honeck wrote:

What clinches the cat versus dog debate for me is the sure knowledge that
when a cat is looking at you, it's only trying to figure out how to eat
you -- if only you weren't so danged big!

No, it's not. It's trying to figure out why you can work the can opener and it
can't.

George Patterson
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you quarrel with your neighbor.
It makes you shoot at your landlord. And it makes you miss him.