"George Patterson" wrote:
What clinches the cat versus dog debate for me is the sure knowledge that
when a cat is looking at you, it's only trying to figure out how to eat
you -- if only you weren't so danged big!

No, it's not. It's trying to figure out why you can work the can opener and
it can't.

My daughter contends that cats spend most of their time with their brains on
"standby" to preserve what few neurons they possess. Thus a cat that appears
to be studying you is in reality just zoned out.

--
Dan

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus