("Bob Fry" wrote)
The last man on earth was alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

Which someone topped:

The last man on earth was alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.


"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on the planet."

"Honey, If I were the last man on the planet - I wouln't let you in line!"


Montblack
NC-17