("Dave" wrote)
There was a class in college asked to write a short story, using as
few words as possible..

But it had to contain..

1- Religion
2- Sexuality
3- Mystery

The winner,top marks..

"Good God, I'm pregnant. Wonder who did it? "


"The Virgin Mary named her child Jesus." ...7 words. I win.

When in doubt, go with ...The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965) g


Montblack 'o-o'
"Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly"