Sort of reminds me of the old story about the 6-story building with the sign
out in front: "Woman Pleasing Building". Of course, a gaggle of women went
in the door and were met with the sign: "You can enter any floor you wish,
but once the door closes behind you, you cannot return to the floor below."

The first floor also had the sign, "The men on this floor are poor, ugly,
and are hung short and thin."

Well, thinks the women, the next floor up must be better than this.

Floor 2: "The men on this floor are rich, ugly, and are hung short and
thin."

Floor 3: "The men on this floor are rich, handsome, and are hung short and
thin."

Floor 4: "The men on this floor are rich, handsome, and are hung long and
thin."

Floor 5: "The men on this floor are rich, handsome, and are hung long and
thick." "Wow", say the women, "How much better is floor 6 going to be?"

Floor 6: "This floor is empty and is only here to prove that there is no
pleasing a woman."


Jim

(We also have named the hallways now, believe it or not. Our newest --
the "Hall of Heroes" -- is decorated with photos and paintings of famous
pilots. And the second floor of the Airport Building, outside the Amelia
Earhart Suite, is the "Women's Floor" -- with all women pilots of note...)