On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 19:57:42 -0600, "Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired"
wrote:
The quickest weight loss program is Suture Systems® where the motto
is "hey, you really only need one lung and no one knows what the spleen
is for anway."

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

You remind me of a "greeting" card I saw years ago. On the front it
asked, "Like to lose 20 ugly pounds?"

Inside, it said, "Cut off your head!"

vince norris