I got a diet plan for you Montblack! It is the plan that my wife uses,
it's called The Monk Diet.

My wife's on The Monk Diet and she's looking great.

The Monk Diet works like this ~ we go out, she orders appetizer and
salads, main meal, desert and her drink of choice. I do the same for
myself.

The trick to The Monk Diet is in the execution.
First I eat both of our appetizers and salads (mine's got an extra
helping of dressing), she might have had a chance to take one bite out
of hers. She sips on her strawberry daiquiri while I down my pina
colada.

Second we start on our main course where I quickly consume mine and
help her with half of hers. I finish up my pina colada and drink the
rest of her daiquiri. I order one more daiquiri and she gets a glass
of rose'.

Third we start on the deserts, I quickly down my apetiser and proceed
to help her with 75% of her apetiser. I drink two or three more fruity
drinks, and sips at least half of all her drinks.

Forth I order one more desert.

So far it's worked out great, she's only maybe five-ten lbs. over
weight. This plans hasn't worked out too well for me, I'm about forty
over :^)