Flyingmonk wrote:
Shop teacher? Now that's kewl.... Did you ever see that one Saturday
night live skit where a shop teacher saids, "I've been a shop teacher
for four years!" while holding up two full and two half fingers? I
always LMAO over that one. :^)

A friend of mine once asked for instructions on how to use his new circular saw.
I wrote up a set for him. It started with "The main objective is to retain all
your appendages."

George Patterson
Coffee is only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to
your slightly older self.