On Fri, 6 Jan 2006 16:56:31 -0500, Morgans wrote:
You'll need to post the rules on the wall:
http://milehighclub.com/about/rules.html Mile High Club
Then Jay or Mary would need to get their commercial ticket, and get a plane
of suitable size and privacy to allow the occupants to carry out "the act."
g
Just f* ... err ... fake the altimeter setting for this suite. And include
a certificate at check-out.
*******************************************
* c e r t i f i c a t e *
* *
* We hereby certify that *
* *
* Mr. and Mrs. Smith (yeah!) *
* *
* have completed their "check-out" *
* in our Mile-High Suite *
* and now are lifetime members *
* *
* *
* Iowa, ....... *
* *
* manager *
* Jay 'loverboy' Honeck *
* The Alexis Park Inn & Suites *
* *
* all dues paid *
*******************************************
#m
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If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
W. Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice, Act III, scene I