Morgans wrote:

"Mark Hickey" wrote


The dog dead-centered the pole at a dead run, and went down in a heap,
twitching. I continued my sprint up the hill, laughing at the dog's
owner now running down the hill to see how much damage his dog had
done to itself.

Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield...


LOL!!! I haven't laughed so loud at something on the internet in a LONG
time. Thanks!

Yes, that is a good one. I've even seen a cartoon with a bug splattered
on a windshield that is funny.

Another one I heard that is in the same vein is...

"Some days you are the dog and some days you are the hydrant."


Matt