"Jack Allison" wrote in message


....they can't handle an airplane with the third wheel in the back where
it belongs.


What makes it a *real* airplane ...is whether or not the wheels go up and
down

Or maybe...... real airplanes -- (the ones that really talk to you) -- have
the third wheel in back, and round engine(s). Its not true aviation unless
the airplane's [much] older than you are!