is Michael now a crossdresser? :-))

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Got me a new truck .

Well y'all know I've always been a 'Ford Man,' and things haven't
changed.
Got me a new F-250 and had to return it to the dealer the very next day
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this! "He
said. "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he
continued.... and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove
away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,"Beethoven!"
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get
one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and
nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved just in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" I yelled. The French National Anthem began to play, sung
by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al
Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.

God! I LOVE this truck!

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