("ChuckSlusarczyk" somehow found the keyboard)
I can for see a time when men with a huge fire coming out from behind
their butts could go as far as the moon in vertical flight.


"Behind their butts" is similar to "talking behind someone's back" ...which
is essentially IN FRONT OF THEM - if you get right down to it.

Therefore "a huge fire coming out from behind their butts" is really ...OMG!

Um, this has already proven not to work ...25 years ago at college - and
only when I pee'd.


Montblack
Not the hook! Not the hook!

"Give her some marmalade...give her some toast"
- Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show