Great joke. The only problem is the suspension of belief required by this
line.

....two burly male flight attendants...

"Dan Luke" wrote in message
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A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large
purple parrot in the seat next to him.

The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle
past the man and his psittacine seat mate.

"Hey, bitch," says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it
snappy!"

The FA looks annoyed, but walks on. A minute later, she walks back up the
aisle, and the parrot pipes up again:

"Goddammit, you lazy whore, where's my whiskey? Hurry it up!"

Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with
the parrot's drink. Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man
decides to get some quick service for himself.

"Hey, slut," says the man, "get me a dry martini. And don't drag your
sorry ass--I want it right now!"

The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a
moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly male flight
attendants. The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open the
emergency door, and hurl them both out of the airplane at 20,000 feet.

As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the man, "Ya know, for
someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls."