Actually, I hear he's going to be testing a new aircraft shortly. His
nose has finally gotten long enough that they can slap a propeller on
it and he can take himself for a test spin.

I suggest that we find someone to Christen him by breaking a bottle of
Champagne on his head...

....then we can invite the FAA over, tell them "Look who's about to go
flying..." and invite them to take a whiff.

Oh! The humanity!