You left out 1000.E:

1000.E - At the sole discretion of the Administrator, or his duly
appointed deputy, or any otherwise authorized agent appointed by the
Administrator, may waive the regulation modification and/or training
requirements of 1000.C or 1000.E by appointing the offending pilot, or
group of ass-ociated pilots to be agents and/or authorized
representatives of the Federal Aviation Administration, including
appropriate reduction in compensation and, if necessary, additional
remedial training deemed necessary by the Adminstrator or his appointed
agent. Training to enable the offending pilot, or group of pilots, to
successfully obfuscate the Regulations and confuse other pilots, or
groups of pilots, may also be ordered by the Administrator. Recurrent
training may also be ordered, at the sole discretion of the
Administrator, or his duly appointed agent, to include biennial,
annual, bimonthly, monthly, weekly or daily seminars, forums, lectures
and/or scoldings.

Been there, done that, the FAA doesn't give you t-shirts.