ChuckSlusarczyk wrote:

In article %e80g.2302$iF3.1665@dukeread01, Dan says...


It's sung to the melody of "England swings"

The refrain is something like this:

zoom really sucks like the Talaban do.
he's the reason for his Sun n Fun Blues.
Saw zoom in the parking lot kissin peoples ass,
while beggin Dave Piper for a Sun n Fun Pass...

How about publishing that Horse Manure song...I haven't heard any of
these. The England Swings satire is hilarious!

I might have to put a few together myself...

Frankly, I blame Dr. Dimento and Alfred E. Newman...