"Peter Duniho" wrote in message
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If your kids are not normally inclined to behave themselves, you've
screwed
up.

Kids have the attention span of a gnat... No kid is naturally inclined to
behave themselves... It's learned behavior... In my daughter's case, it's
learned behavior from fear of me... That's the way it has been throughout
history -- "Wait Until Your Father Gets Home"...

Children don't fear their mother... She's got 9 months invested in making
them... Fathers on the other hand are definitely to be feared... Fathers
only have 15 minutes invested... They're willing to cut their losses and
start again... Kids instinctively know this...