GGW Air?


Seriously, clothes hide ugly people's flesh, protect from
cuts and burns during a crash if the fabric is chosen
properly and can hide weapons.
Totally safe airline... passengers sedated, nude, boxing
gloves locked on hands and feet. No alcohol served, no
smoking, no matches or lighters. All passengers in zip lock
bags to prevent DNA contamination, Toilets removed from
airplanes and passengers required to remain belt in their
seats until removed by baggage handlers.

Should increase sales of Cessna and Beech aircraft.



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"gatt" wrote in message
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| "Jim Macklin" wrote
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| news:Z%Zcg.23673$ZW3.260@dukeread04...
| Why not just require one of these actions...
| All passengers must fly NUDE.
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| Change it to all flight attendants and resurrected the
Hooters airline, and
| I'm in!
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| -c
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