The internet said it supposedly rode
around on the truck for five days because there was no one here to
receive it which was total bull crap.

Sounds like our FedX ground, and I'm in the city limits. They still can't find
my shop (2 ft tall address, one block long street, no North, South, Way, Blvd,
RD etc.).

The "regular" FedX here is first rate. Why the disparity I can't say.