"Matt Barrow" wrote in message
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"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
nk.net...
Are you married?
This is a syndrome common to the married male pilot. It usually begins on
the way home from a trip to the store where the wife of the pilot has
giving him a list of items to bring home.
The symtoms involve the car having to be waiting for a light to change
half way home ; fingers gently tapping on the top of the steering wheel;
and thoughts of a wife looking at the pilot in disbelief as she tells
him.
"I can't BELIEVE you went to the store and forgot the ONE item I REALLY
needed!"
If this has happened to you, don't worry. You're normal like the rest of
us :-)
Dudley Henriques

Like, for example, wife asks you to go to the grocery store and you return
after spending an hour and a half, two hours.... at the (Insert: hardware,
sporting goods, etc) store having never gotten to the grocery store at
all.

That's it!!! :-))
DH