Matt Barrow wrote:

Me talking to daughter: So, did you date that football player that asked you
out?
Daughter: Hell, no; he wears an earring when he's not playing!
Me (facetiously): So what's wrong with that?
Daughter: Because I don't know what other holes he has in his head!


Boy, I hope my two daughters turn out like that. :-) Way to go Matt!

Monk